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<br /> my brother says:<br /> diarrhea ehhr ehhr<br /> diarrhea ehhr ehhr<br /> some people think its really funny<br /> buts its really brown and runnny<br /> diarrhea ehhr ehhr<br /> diarrhea ehhr ehhr<br /> when your running down the hall<br /> and soneting splatters on the wall<br /> diarrhea ehhr ehhr<br /> diarrhea ehhr ehhr<br /> <br /> or this one:::<br /> When you\'re sliding into first<br /> And your pants begin to burst<br /> That\'s diarrhea, diarrhea<br /> <br /> When you\'re sliding into two<br /> And your pants are filled with goo<br /> That\'s diarrhea, diarrhea<br /> <br /> When you\'re sliding into third<br /> And you feel a greasy turd<br /> That\'s diarrhea, diarrhea<br /> <br /> When you\'re sliding into home<br /> And your pants are filled with foam<br /> That\'s diarrhea, diarrhea<br /> <br /> <br /> You\'re getting in a state<br /> cos\' you\'ve left it very late<br /> diarrhea diarrhea<br /> <br /> <br /> It comes out of your bum<br /> like a bullet from a gun<br /> diarrhea diarrhea<br /> <br /> runs down your leg<br /> like a scrambled egg<br /> diarrhea diarrhea<br /> <br /> you feel a big mush...Diarrhea!! <br /> When you\'re sittin on the John <br /> <br /> And the toilet paper\'s gone <br /> Be a man<br /> And use your hand!<br /> If you\'re swimming in the pool <br /> <br /> And you feel something cool...Diarrhea! <br /> And your butt starts to pee... <br /> If you\'re walkin up the ladder <br /> And you feel something <br /> splatter....Diarrhea!!<br /> <br /> When you\'re sittin in your Chevy <br /> And you feel something heavy... <br /> When you\'re sitting in class <br /> And you feel something <br /> splash...DIARRHEA!!<br /> <br /> When you\'re playing w/ your pet <br /> And you feel something wet... <br /> When you\'re shooting a foul <br /> And there\'s a movement in your <br /> bowel...Diarrhea!! <br /> <br /> When you\'re sitting on your tush <br /> And you have to give a push... <br /> When you\'re running down the road <br /> And you can\'t control your <br /> load...Diarrhea!! <br /> <br /> When you\'re feelin pretty mellow <br /> And you see brownish-yellow... <br /> When you\'re the batter up to hit <br /> And you have to take a <br /> shittt....Diarrhea!! <br /> <br /> When your stomach kinda hurts <br /> And you start to get the squirts... <br /> When you\'re drinking orange juice <br /> And you feel something <br /> loose....Diarrhea!! <br /> <br /> When you\'re sliding into first <br /> And your pants begin to burst.... <br /> When you\'re putting on a dress <br /> And you feel something <br /> press....Diarrhea!! <br /> <br /> When you\'re lookin at a map <br /> And you feel yourself crap... <br /> When you\'re sleepin in Spanish class <br /> And shittt leaks out your <br /> assss....Diarrhea!! <br /> <br /> If you\'re sittin in your chair <br /> And you feel something tear... <br /> If you\'re sittin in a stall <br /> And you feel something <br /> fall....Diarrhea!! <br /> <br /> If you\'re feeling something rumble <br /> And you think your going to tumble... <br /> When you\'re riding a horse <br /> And you feel something <br /> coarse....Diarrhea!! <br /> <br /> When you\'re shifting into gear <br /> And you feel something smear.... <br /> When you\'re looking at your shoes <br /> And you feel something <br /> ooze....Diarrhea!! <br /> <br /> When you\'re sittin in a booth <br /> And you feel something smooth.... <br /> When you\'re putting on a skirt <br /> and you start to get the <br /> sqirts....Diarrhea!! <br /> <br /> When you\'re seeing polka dots <br /> And you start to get the trots... <br /> When you\'re taking a piss <br /> And you see something <br /> miss....Diarrhea!! <br /> <br /> You\'re about to take a quiz <br /> And your *** begins to fizz.... <br /> DIARRHEA!!!! <br /> |